I didn't have any money to leave you after I was gone. I sold them the story, they gave me $5000 for it, and I put it in the bank under your name.
7 seconds sound clip from The Honeymooners (1955) - A Matter of Life and Death sitcom.
You can hear this line at 00:13:00.941 in the Blu-ray version of the TV Series.
Quote context
[...]
- Shirley, call the shop. Tell them to get set up. We got a new lead story for the next issue.
- Well, we're gonna do your story, Mr. Kramden.
- Right up to the minute you drop dead.
- Ralph? Ralph? What's the matter? What is the meaning of this, Ralph?
- And what is this crazy story about you having six months to live?
- It's not crazy. I got less than six months to live. That's why I sold the story to them.
- I don't know what you're talking about, Ralph. All I know is that you are not dying.
- Gotta be convinced, huh? All right. Here's the doctor's report.
- Well, aren't you the merry widow? You'll probably be hysterical at my funeral.
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The funniest lines and quotes from The Honeymooners (1955) TV Series, with sound clips.
Actors: Jackie Gleason (Ralph Kramden), Audrey Meadows (Alice Kramden), Art Carney (Ed Norton)
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