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Well, aren't you the merry widow? You'll probably be hysterical at my funeral.

9 seconds sound clip from The Honeymooners (1955) - A Matter of Life and Death sitcom.

You can hear this line at 00:13:28.535 in the Blu-ray version of the TV Series.

Quote context

[...]

- It's not crazy. I got less than six months to live. That's why I sold the story to them.

- I didn't have any money to leave you after I was gone. I sold them the story, they gave me $5000 for it, and I put it in the bank under your name.

- I don't know what you're talking about, Ralph. All I know is that you are not dying.

- Gotta be convinced, huh? All right. Here's the doctor's report.

(Alice laughing )

- Well, aren't you the merry widow? You'll probably be hysterical at my funeral.

- I was wondering what happened to this report. The doctor said he sent it over. 'Blue tongue, bald head, saucer of milk...'

- Oh, Ralph, this is a riot!

- This is a riot!

- We'll see how much of a riot it is when you've got to finish the payments on the ice box.

- Ralph, you're not dying. This report happens to be from Dr. Morton, the veterinarian. This is about Mom's dog, Ginger.

- You mean I'm not dying?

- Of course not.

[...]

The Honeymooners (1955) Sound Clip

The Honeymooners (1955) poster

The funniest lines and quotes from The Honeymooners (1955) TV Series, with sound clips.

Actors: Jackie Gleason (Ralph Kramden), Audrey Meadows (Alice Kramden), Art Carney (Ed Norton)

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