- I got no time to do it by the book. I only got two days.
- Go ahead.
6 seconds sound clip from The Honeymooners (1955) - The Golfer sitcom.
You can hear this line at 00:14:52.425 in the Blu-ray version of the TV Series.
Quote context
[...]
- She loves me, she loves me not.
- Will you stop with that! Come on! I only got two days to learn how to play golf.
- Wait a minute. I want to get the door. Wait'll I shut the door.
- Something's the matter with the club.
- I got no time to do it by the book. I only got two days.
- 'The golf swing. First, step up. Plant your feet firmly on the ground, and address the ball.'
- Wait a minute. What do they mean by address the ball?
- How should I know? That's what it says here.
- Well, read a little further. Maybe it explains it.
- That's all it says, address the ball.
- Wait a minute. I think I know what it means there. Here, give me the club.
- Step up. Plant your feet firmly. Hello, ball.
[...]
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The funniest lines and quotes from The Honeymooners (1955) TV Series, with sound clips.
Actors: Jackie Gleason (Ralph Kramden), Audrey Meadows (Alice Kramden), Art Carney (Ed Norton)
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