Will you stop with that! Come on! I only got two days to learn how to play golf.

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5 seconds sound clip from The Honeymooners (1955) - The Golfer sitcom.

You can hear this line at 00:14:19.517 in the Blu-ray version of the TV Series.

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- Well, Norton... How do I look?

- Divine! I don't know how you're gonna do with these borrowed clubs, but in that borrowed outfit, you are divine!

- Well, did you bring something down we can use for a ball?

- Oh, yeah. I got this here pincushion. That's good enough to start.

- Perfect. Let me have it.

- I wish I had a stand to put it on.

- Let me have it, pal.

- Ow! What's the matter with you? There's pins in it!

- What'd you expect to find in a pincushion? Chicken noodles?

- Take the pins out.

- She loves me, she loves me not.

- Will you stop with that! Come on! I only got two days to learn how to play golf.

- Wait a minute. I want to get the door. Wait'll I shut the door.

- All right, look out.

- Something's the matter with the club.

- There's nothing wrong with the club. It's the way you swing at the ball. You just don't swing at it ordinary like. You gotta do it scientific like, like it says here in the book.

- I got no time to do it by the book. I only got two days.

- What's it say in the book?

- Now you're getting smart. 'To Emily, whose slice inspired me to write this book.' -Not that! Read the instructions.

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Actors: Jackie Gleason (Ralph Kramden), Audrey Meadows (Alice Kramden), Art Carney (Ed Norton)

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