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I gotta tell you something, Mr. Putter. I didn't put everything down on my income tax.

7 seconds sound clip from The Honeymooners (1955) - The Worry Wart sitcom.

You can hear this line at 00:23:54.650 in the Blu-ray version of the TV Series.

Quote context

[...]

- No, it's... I didn't do it. I didn't do it!

- I know you didn't. I know you didn't do it. That's why we called you down here. Your signature. You didn't sign your tax form.

- Now, all you have to do is sign it right here, and then you can go.

- You mean, all I have to do is sign this and I can go out and go home and there's nothing else?

- That's all.

- Oh, baby.

- There you are.

- Thank you very much.

- Thank you. Good-bye.

- Good-bye. Bye!

- I gotta tell you something, Mr. Putter. I didn't put everything down on my income tax.

- Not because I didn't want to put it down, I just didn't know that I was supposed to put it down.

- On account, I didn't ever have any of those things, that he told me about, that I have to put down.

- I wouldn't cheat the government.

- Cheat the government?

- Well, certainly not, I wouldn't cheat 'em.

- I just didn't know about these deductions. You know, for instance, there was the horse with the clock in its stomach. There was the skinny chicken. And there was the three-legged race at the Racoon picnic.

- I didn't put any of that down. But I want to put it down now, and I want to pay tax on all of it: the horse and the picnic and everything.

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The Honeymooners (1955) Sound Clip

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The funniest lines and quotes from The Honeymooners (1955) TV Series, with sound clips.

Actors: Jackie Gleason (Ralph Kramden), Audrey Meadows (Alice Kramden), Art Carney (Ed Norton)

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