I didn't put any of that down. But I want to put it down now, and I want to pay tax on all of it: the horse and the picnic and everything.

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7 seconds sound clip from The Honeymooners (1955) - The Worry Wart sitcom.

You can hear this line at 00:24:27.627 in the Blu-ray version of the TV Series.

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- I gotta tell you something, Mr. Putter. I didn't put everything down on my income tax.

- Not because I didn't want to put it down, I just didn't know that I was supposed to put it down.

- On account, I didn't ever have any of those things, that he told me about, that I have to put down.

- I wouldn't cheat the government.

- Cheat the government?

- Well, certainly not, I wouldn't cheat 'em.

- I just didn't know about these deductions. You know, for instance, there was the horse with the clock in its stomach. There was the skinny chicken. And there was the three-legged race at the Racoon picnic.

- I didn't put any of that down. But I want to put it down now, and I want to pay tax on all of it: the horse and the picnic and everything.

- Well, that's very honest of you, Mr. Kramden.

- Sir? I'd like to make a confession at this time. A few little items that I didn't put down on my income tax form. During the past fiscal year, I found three dollars that was floating by me in the sewer.

- I want to thank both of you gentlemen.

- Now, you can list your additional income on this form here. Mail it in to me and I'll see that it goes on your record.

- And I want to thank both of you gentlemen for your honesty.

- Thank you, sir.

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Actors: Jackie Gleason (Ralph Kramden), Audrey Meadows (Alice Kramden), Art Carney (Ed Norton)

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