I'm not scared of you. If you could count, they wouldn't be investigating your taxes.
6 seconds sound clip from The Honeymooners (1955) - The Worry Wart sitcom.
You can hear this line at 00:10:32.724 in the Blu-ray version of the TV Series.
Quote context
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- Ralph!
- What, are you sticking up for him?
- Don't you realize how serious this is? They're investigating me.
- You're darn right, the jails are full of them.
- I'm gonna count to five. And when I get to five, you'd better be out that door. Now I'm gonna count.
- I'm not scared of you. If you could count, they wouldn't be investigating your taxes.
- Get out!
- Ralph, will you come to bed? It is 2:00.
- You're letting this thing get the best of you. Now, will you stop worrying?
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