The Honeymooners (1955) Quotes with Sound Clips - page 138

The funniest lines and quotes from The Honeymooners (1955) TV Series, with sound clips.

Actors: Jackie Gleason (Ralph Kramden), Audrey Meadows (Alice Kramden), Art Carney (Ed Norton)

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1371 Now, are you sure that this guy'll do it for you? -Well, of course he'll do it for me. He's my friend. He works with me in the sewer. We stick together down there. We got a motto: 'Water is thicker than blood.'

1372 Now, as much as I've always desired to play, I don't know the first thing about it. I've never played pool.

1373 Now, come on. This is the bedroom. You can put your uniform on in here. I'll show you where everything is.

1374 Now, considering all of this, you still want to be janitor? -I certainly do. -Okay. Fix my pipes.

1375 Now, do you realize all the long hours entailed in this job? Long hours that normally would be devoted to Alice, and to your other friends and to recreational activity?

1376 Now, don't forget the saying, 'Hello there, fatso.' -I know, I know. 'Get a load of fatso.' Yes, yes, yes.

1377 Now, either you have a motorboat with three propellers, or I'll go someplace else.

1378 Now, for a long time, I've felt the need in our organization for a man who understands the drivers' problems, for a bus driver supervisor.

1379 Now, from the few things I've heard from you tonight, you'd fit that position perfectly.

1380 Now, I am inclined to believe that when he walks in his sleep, he is searching for something. Something in the distant past, something perhaps he does not remember himself.

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