The Honeymooners (1955) Quotes with Sound Clips - page 6

The funniest lines and quotes from The Honeymooners (1955) TV Series, with sound clips.

Actors: Jackie Gleason (Ralph Kramden), Audrey Meadows (Alice Kramden), Art Carney (Ed Norton)

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101 It is late. People would like to go to sleep. I think you should stop playing the piano.

— Alice Kramden (Audrey Meadows)

102 It'll do you no good to hide my shoes, 'cause I'm going bowling regardless.

— Ralph Kramden (Jackie Gleason)

103 Just go for the gold. You've already got the pot.

— Alice Kramden (Audrey Meadows)

104 Let me have what you're drinking. I want to get loaded, too.

— Ralph Kramden (Jackie Gleason)

105 Let me see the form here... What is this amount here? '1053622'? -What amount? That's no amount. That's my social security number. -I thought maybe it was your weight.

— Ralph Kramden (Jackie Gleason), Ed Norton (Art Carney)

106 Maybe you're right. He likes the job he's got. If he left the sewer, he'd be like a fish out of water.

— Ralph Kramden (Jackie Gleason)

107 Now wait a minute. I don't think that applies to every case. I didn't have no connections when I got my job in the sewer.

— Ed Norton (Art Carney)

108 Now, isn't that a stupid question to ask me if it did any good? If it did any good, would I be sitting here holding my head, waiting for it to blow up?

— Ralph Kramden (Jackie Gleason)

109 Oh! You're starting right in, huh? Starting right in with the insults. No warming up in the bullpen or nothing, huh? Starting right in.

— Ralph Kramden (Jackie Gleason)

110 Oh, no, she's not like that maid. She looks more like the one that installed the bathtub.

— Ralph Kramden (Jackie Gleason)

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