Quotes with Sound Clips from The Honeymooners (1955) - Page 5

The Honeymooners (1955) Quotes with Sound Clips - page 5

The funniest lines and quotes from The Honeymooners (1955) TV Series, with sound clips.

Actors: Jackie Gleason (Ralph Kramden), Audrey Meadows (Alice Kramden), Art Carney (Ed Norton)

81 Well, aren't you the merry widow? You'll probably be hysterical at my funeral.

82 Well, it's not official yet. -Oh. -What do you mean, oh? -Nothing, just oh. -No, you don't mean just 'oh'. You mean, oh, I'm dreaming again, oh, I don't know what I'm doing, and, oh, I'm jumping to conclusions.

— Ralph Kramden (Jackie Gleason), Alice Kramden (Audrey Meadows)

83 Well, you can never tell. After tonight, I'm liable to have my own pool table in my apartment. -If you do, you'll have to stand in the sink to make a shot.

— Ralph Kramden (Jackie Gleason), Ed Norton (Art Carney)

84 You are making a slight mistake. -Yeah. We're bigshots.

— Ralph Kramden (Jackie Gleason), Alice Kramden (Audrey Meadows)

85 You're right. I can't learn to play golf in two days. It'd take me at least a week.

— Ralph Kramden (Jackie Gleason)

86 A pox on you and all your ancestors!

— Ed Norton (Art Carney)

87 All right, where is she? I know she's here. She's either out on that fire escape or hiding in the bathroom. Your mother is here, Alice, but she's not staying.

— Ralph Kramden (Jackie Gleason)

88 And this boy looks like he has plenty of late snacks.

89 Don't worry, will you? I'm not sleepwalking. I was just going to open the window there, and get a little fresh air.

— Ed Norton (Art Carney)

90 Go ahead, let them buy things. Let 'em buy 'em. What good are things? I got money.

— Ralph Kramden (Jackie Gleason)

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