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You don't need anything to keep your weight down. You need something to hold it up.

4 seconds sound clip from The Honeymooners (1955) - Dial J for Janitor sitcom.

You can hear this line at 00:11:01.586 in the Blu-ray version of the TV Series.

Quote context

[...]

- And while you were bowling, I had to take out the ashes and bank the furnace.

- Now, I did not ask for the job of janitor, Ralph, you did.

- So if you don't want the work to pile up on you, then you'll just have to cut out bowling, and some of this other foolishness of yours.

- Now, that's one of the most ridiculous things I ever heard of. Why should I cut out bowling? It's my only relaxation.

- Besides, the exercise is good, for me to keep down my weight.

- You don't need anything to keep your weight down. You need something to hold it up.

- Oh, ho-ho, ho. Bang! Zoom!

- Get my supper.

- I'll be very happy to fix it for you, if only to prove that somebody in this family can fix something.

- Well, I guess that does it. Now I'll tell all the tenants in the building that the house phone is in, and they can buzz me.

- Attention, everyone! Everybody in the building! Hear this!

- The house phone is in. If you want me, just buzz. You don't have to yell in the hall anymore.

[...]

The Honeymooners (1955) Sound Clip

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The funniest lines and quotes from The Honeymooners (1955) TV Series, with sound clips.

Actors: Jackie Gleason (Ralph Kramden), Audrey Meadows (Alice Kramden), Art Carney (Ed Norton)

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