The Honeymooners (1955)

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The funniest lines and quotes from The Honeymooners (1955) TV Series, with sound clips.

Actors: Jackie Gleason (Ralph Kramden), Audrey Meadows (Alice Kramden), Art Carney (Ed Norton)

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121 But there's nothing to get excited about. It's not official yet. Just a rumor. I'm not going to celebrate on the strength of a rumor. You know me.
122 Excellent, excellent! -But I missed it again. -Yeah, but you're getting closer.
123 Get my supper. -I'll be very happy to fix it for you, if only to prove that somebody in this family can fix something.
124 Hey, he's even bigger than your friend Shirley.
125 I quit! -You quit? You can't quit! You can't quit unless I fire you. Remember that! Now get out here!
126 I think it's a little tight squeeze in there. This is a case where the spirit is willing, but the flesh is just too much!
127 I was never aware until recently how many men play pool. -Oh, must be nine out of ten down at the bus depot who play.
128 I'll be right out. My wife's taking a bath in the sink.
129 I'm not scared of you. If you could count, they wouldn't be investigating your taxes.
130 Is that what you're gonna start with, the 'I told you so's'? Don't give me any 'I told you so's' now, 'cause they're not gonna help me.
 
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