The Honeymooners (1955)

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The funniest lines and quotes from The Honeymooners (1955) TV Series, with sound clips.

Actors: Jackie Gleason (Ralph Kramden), Audrey Meadows (Alice Kramden), Art Carney (Ed Norton)

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141 There isn't room in this place for you and me. -There isn't room in this place for you and anybody!
142 What do you mean, I'm not an expert? Ever since I was a kid, I liked music. Especially popular music. Ha. When I was growing up, that's all I did. I used to eat, sleep and think music.
143 What sizes they got? -Oh. 'All sizes, 32 to 50.' -Nope, nothing there for Ralph.
144 What, are you crazy, or something? Only a maniac would buy that for 15 bucks... You wanna buy it?
145 Who is sweetums? -You're sweetums. -You're nuts.
146 Why do I have to go after him? What, to keep him from hurting himself, so I can chase him over the roof tomorrow night? I'm done!
147 You are stark staring nuts. What do you mean we're getting a maid? I can't even afford you!
148 You can be the smartest guy in the world, know everything about everything, you can know the encyclopedia backwards and forwards. But if you don't have any connections, you get nowhere.
149 You know what your category is? Everything!
150 You were going anyway. Whether you were going anyway or any other way, I'm throwing you out anyway!
 
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