The Honeymooners (1955)

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The funniest lines and quotes from The Honeymooners (1955) TV Series, with sound clips.

Actors: Jackie Gleason (Ralph Kramden), Audrey Meadows (Alice Kramden), Art Carney (Ed Norton)

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191 $600? Ha-ha! A mere bag of shells.
192 'A horse with clock in stomach. $15.'
193 'All persons are required under this title to pay an estimated tax or tax.
194 'Arterial monochromia' happens to be a disease that comes from scratching for fleas.
195 'Be affectionate. Make him comfortable, and he may live for as long as six months.'
196 'Bus Driver Won't Die from Scratching Fleas'?
197 'Dear Mr. Kramden, please report to Mr. Richard Putter of our office at 10:00 in the morning of the 21st.'
198 'Dear Mrs. Kramden, in compliance with your request, I am sending this report by messenger rather than mail, because you said you didn't want your husband to see it.'
199 'Doomed man finds out he's only got six months to live. Not concerned about himself. Thinks only of his wife.'
200 'Get a load of fatso over there'?
 
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