The Honeymooners (1955)

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The funniest lines and quotes from The Honeymooners (1955) TV Series, with sound clips.

Actors: Jackie Gleason (Ralph Kramden), Audrey Meadows (Alice Kramden), Art Carney (Ed Norton)

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181 You better not. My friend isn't going to like this.
182 Hey, wait a minute, here's something better. Fights of the World. Maxie Rosenbloom against Kingfish Lavinsky. -That sounds good. -Let's watch that.
183 It's as good as real money. It's made on the old stuff we can't get no more.
184 Why do you always have to be so cheap?
185 No, I mean what medical school? -Oxford. -Oh, in England. -Is that where it is?
186 How did you lose her? -We was going through the Tunnel of Love, and she jumped out of the boat, and went after a cocker spaniel.
187 $100! Don't worry, the phone will be perfect.
188 $16000 for spelling it? I'll give you $32000 if you can say it!
189 $3.31? Well, what do you do with all the money? -I put it in the bank.
190 $5000 for a story about hiccups? Yeah. I ought to be a cinch to get $10000 dying!
 
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