The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy Quotes with Sound Clips

The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy

The funniest lines and quotes from The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy 1981 TV Series, with sound clips.

Actors: Simon Jones (Arthur Dent), David Dixon (Ford Prefect), David Learner (Marvin the Paranoid Android), Peter Jones (The Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy Book), Sandra Dickinson (Trillian Astra), Mark Wing-Davey (Zaphod Beeblebrox), David Tate (Eddie the Computer), Martin Benson (Prostetnic Vogon Jeltz), Richard Evelyn Vernon (Slartibartfast), Valentine Dyall (Deep Thought)

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And if we're unlucky? -The Vogon captain might want to read us some of his poetry first.

Concert goers judge that the best sound balance is heard from large concrete bunkers 37 miles from the stage, while the musicians play their instruments by remote control from a insulated spaceship in orbit round the planet, or a different planet.

The history of every major galactic civilization passes through three distinct and recognizable phases: survival, inquiry and sophistication.

What's so wrong about being drunk? -Ask a glass of water.

Drink up. The world's about to end.

'Gugenta 2005, super-chromatic, panel-sensitive sunglasses to help you develop a relaxed attitude to danger. At the first hint of trouble, they turn totally black, and thus prevent you from seeing anything that might alarm you.'

Any net imbalance between the amount you eat, and the amount you excrete whilst on the planet is surgically removed from your body weight when you leave.

Dead? No, we have but slept, for five million years. Nothing much seems to have changed. -Slept? -Yes, through the economic recession.