The Ant and the Aardvark (1969)

The Ant and the Aardvark (1969) poster

Listen to the funniest lines from The Ant and the Aardvark (the 1969 TV series).

Actors: John Byner (The Ant and the Aardvark)

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1 Now I'm going to conduct a scientific experiment of my own: I want to see what it feels like to eat.
2 Well, Honolulu is about 2000 miles from here. But with him on my tail, I ought to make it in 15 minutes. Down, boy, down. Take it easy!
3 Have you ever had a banana up your nose? Believe me, it doesn't do a thing for your profile.
4 Hi, old buddy. Any luck? -Yeah. But it's all bad. -Well, keep trying, pal. -Likewise.
5 Maybe I should've been a doctor. Then I could prescribe myself a pill.
6 So who's a dog? -You're a dog. -Who ever saw a dog with a long nose like this? -You're a schnauzer.
7 Anybody know a good tailor? I think I need a new tail.
8 I know it's a hot day, but did you have to take off all your feathers?
9 I'd like to give up and go home. But my stomach keeps saying, Hang in there, kid.
10 In a situation like this, who do I call, a doctor or a plumber?
 
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