Boy, I'll never know why they call these things portable. They're so doggone heavy.

6 seconds sound clip from the The A-Team - The Out Of Towners (Season 1, Ep. 8) TV Series.

You can hear this line at 00:18:18 in the DVD version of the movie.

Quote context

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- Less than our usual down payment, but we take installments.

- We'll be back for the other 800 in two days.

- Two days?

- And so you won't forget, Scully's gonna mark your calendar for you.

- One, two!

- Boy, I'll never know why they call these things portable. They're so doggone heavy.

- Yeah, uh, give me a hand with this. It's...

- What's the point of surveillance? What's the point of protection?

- What happened?

- A cracked rib.

- Good Lord. I don't understand. I thought you were supposed to be able to handle yourselves.

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