The Honeymooners (1955) Quotes with Sound Clips - Page 2

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The funniest lines and quotes from The Honeymooners (1955) TV Series, with sound clips.

Actors: Jackie Gleason (Ralph Kramden), Audrey Meadows (Alice Kramden), Art Carney (Ed Norton)

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11 Junk? Junk? Junk? Just watch yourself. This furniture was a wedding present from my grandfather. -Yeah. To your grandmother.

— Ralph Kramden (Jackie Gleason), Alice Kramden (Audrey Meadows)

12 Sarcasm will get you no place. Just remember, you can catch more flies with honey than you can with vinegar.

— Ralph Kramden (Jackie Gleason)

13 She used to call you her little buttercup? -Yeah. What's so funny about that? -You were a little cup of butter, now you're a whole tub of lard!

— Ralph Kramden (Jackie Gleason), Ed Norton (Art Carney)

14 What am I going to do with peanuts? -Eat 'em, like any other elephant.

— Ralph Kramden (Jackie Gleason), Alice Kramden (Audrey Meadows)

15 Yeah, a grave disappointment. -When did that happen? -When I was 21 years old. I wanted to go to college. -And what happened? -They wouldn't let me. They said I had to finish grammar school first.

— Ed Norton (Art Carney)

16 Being investigated is not the end of the world. You are not the first person who was ever investigated. -You're darn right, the jails are full of them.

— Alice Kramden (Audrey Meadows), Ed Norton (Art Carney)

17 I sock mine away in a bank. You know what the bank account is now? It's going up! Up! We got $75 laying around there and taking interest. That's what we got.

— Ralph Kramden (Jackie Gleason)

18 Just practicing playing golf. -Oh, is that what it is? I thought it was football, the way your backfield was in motion.

— Ralph Kramden (Jackie Gleason), Ed Norton (Art Carney)

19 Now, I know that this may sound like work to you, but it isn't. It's fun!

— Alice Kramden (Audrey Meadows)

20 Now, you know I don't want a pretzel. I'm on a diet. Besides, on the way home we can stop off and get a pizza.

— Ralph Kramden (Jackie Gleason)

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