The Honeymooners (1955) Quotes with Sound Clips

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The funniest lines and quotes from The Honeymooners (1955) TV Series, with sound clips.

Actors: Jackie Gleason (Ralph Kramden), Audrey Meadows (Alice Kramden), Art Carney (Ed Norton)

21 What is the matter with you? What did you tell me to cover up my face, and hit me in the stomach for? -Well, that'll teach you never to trust anybody in the ring.

— Ralph Kramden (Jackie Gleason)

22 I'll tell you why woman's work is never done. Because she's got the toughest boss in this whole world: a husband.

— Alice Kramden (Audrey Meadows)

23 I'm not going to die! -You mean, never? -I don't mean never!

— Ralph Kramden (Jackie Gleason), Ed Norton (Art Carney)

24 And do you know why you're jealous? Because you know that at this time tomorrow night, my picture will be on the front page of every newspaper in the country. -Well, so will mine! For killing you!

— Ralph Kramden (Jackie Gleason)

25 Are you nuts or something? Stand on the 18th Amendment? You mean stand on the 5th Amendment. The 18th Amendment was for prohibition. -Well, that's just what I mean. Tell them you were drunk when you made out your taxes.

— Ralph Kramden (Jackie Gleason), Ed Norton (Art Carney)

26 Do you remember what you said to me before we got married? I'd be happy to live in a tent with you. -I'm still willing. I think it would be an improvement.

— Ralph Kramden (Jackie Gleason), Alice Kramden (Audrey Meadows)

27 Hey, Ralph! It's me, Norton. Want me to put the car in the garage? -Just fill it with gas, and point it toward Mexico!

— Ralph Kramden (Jackie Gleason), Ed Norton (Art Carney)

28 How are they gonna know I'm a Hurricane? -Just open your mouth.

— Ralph Kramden (Jackie Gleason), Alice Kramden (Audrey Meadows)

29 I am the only girl in town with an atomic kitchen. This place looks like Yucca Flats after the blast.

— Alice Kramden (Audrey Meadows)

30 I didn't call the doctor on account of the bump on your head, I called the doctor on account of the bump in your head.

— Ralph Kramden (Jackie Gleason)

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