The Honeymooners (1955) Quotes with Sound Clips

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The funniest lines and quotes from The Honeymooners (1955) TV Series, with sound clips.

Actors: Jackie Gleason (Ralph Kramden), Audrey Meadows (Alice Kramden), Art Carney (Ed Norton)

31 I know all I need to know about playing golf. It's a game they play with 18 holes. I been working in the sewers for ten years. If that don't qualify me as an expert on holes, I give up.

— Ed Norton (Art Carney)

32 I thought I was gonna kill myself laughing, watching her run away from that snake. Oh-oh. -How could you see me run? You were way ahead of me.

— Ralph Kramden (Jackie Gleason), Alice Kramden (Audrey Meadows)

33 It's my nature to spend. Except I never have anything to spend.

— Ralph Kramden (Jackie Gleason)

34 My career is stuffing jelly into doughnuts.

— Alice Kramden (Audrey Meadows)

35 Oh, boy. Best lawyer in town. He specializes in those cases where a landlord threatens to throw out a tenant. If I only knew how to get ahold of him. -Don't you know his office number? -I knew his old number. He was evicted last week.

— Ed Norton (Art Carney)

36 Oh, it'll be a vacation, huh? Working for some boss will be a vacation, huh? Well, I'm calling your bluff. Go ahead and get a job!

— Ralph Kramden (Jackie Gleason)

37 Say, look at how well he did that! -Oh! He was a good chalker for the first time. -Yeah!

— Ralph Kramden (Jackie Gleason), Ed Norton (Art Carney)

38 So what? So what if I got in a little trouble? I was a millionaire for a couple of days. That's more than anybody else in this dump can say.

— Ralph Kramden (Jackie Gleason)

39 That set goes over my dead body! -I couldn't get it out over your dead body. What do you think I am, a mountain climber?

— Ralph Kramden (Jackie Gleason), Ed Norton (Art Carney)

40 The doctor gave him something to help his sleepwalking. -Yeah? What'd they give him, a pair of roller skates?

— Ralph Kramden (Jackie Gleason), Alice Kramden (Audrey Meadows)

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