The Honeymooners (1955) Quotes with Sound Clips

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The funniest lines and quotes from The Honeymooners (1955) TV Series, with sound clips.

Actors: Jackie Gleason (Ralph Kramden), Audrey Meadows (Alice Kramden), Art Carney (Ed Norton)

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41 They're not interested in sleep. Their job is taxes. They're not gonna send me to jail for insomnia.

— Ralph Kramden (Jackie Gleason)

42 Well, I learned something tonight. You're never too old to learn something, and tonight, I learned something.

— Ralph Kramden (Jackie Gleason)

43 Well, what did she think of me? -Well, she said you're the biggest thing on television.

— Ralph Kramden (Jackie Gleason), Alice Kramden (Audrey Meadows)

44 What do you mean, sick? He never had it so good. He eats, sleeps and exercises, all at the same time.

— Ralph Kramden (Jackie Gleason)

45 Why would he say, 'Hey, fatso, get out of the way'? -I don't know. Maybe the phrase just fits.

— Ralph Kramden (Jackie Gleason), Ed Norton (Art Carney)

46 You mean you went to school at Oxford, and you don't know it's in England? -Well, tell you the truth, it's so foggy over there, I don't know where it was!

— Ed Norton (Art Carney)

47 Your friend Harvey is bigger than you? I have a friend Shirley, that's bigger than you.

— Ralph Kramden (Jackie Gleason)

48 Well, I'm telling you this, if they get anything out of me, it's not gonna be out of me that they get it.

— Ralph Kramden (Jackie Gleason)

49 75 dollars. -Income on interest, bank account, $75. -That's not the interest, that's the bank account!

— Ralph Kramden (Jackie Gleason), Ed Norton (Art Carney)

50 Ah, there's a relief. Postcard. Wonder who it's from. Pretty sneaky, the gas company, to send a bill on the back of a postcard.

— Ralph Kramden (Jackie Gleason)

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