The Honeymooners (1955) Quotes with Sound Clips - Page 6

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The funniest lines and quotes from The Honeymooners (1955) TV Series, with sound clips.

Actors: Jackie Gleason (Ralph Kramden), Audrey Meadows (Alice Kramden), Art Carney (Ed Norton)

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51 Aha! By the way, eh? I knew there'd have to be a by the way in here someplace. All right, what's by the way?

— Ralph Kramden (Jackie Gleason)

52 All I have to do is flatter her a little bit. You know, when she comes in, tell her how nice her hair looks. Then I tell her how starry-eyed she looks. The first thing you know, I'll have her scrubbing the floors.

— Ralph Kramden (Jackie Gleason)

53 All right, what is the reason? -Do you want to know the reason? -Yeah. -You wanna know the reason? -Yeah! -The reason? All right, I'll tell you the reason.

— Ralph Kramden (Jackie Gleason), Alice Kramden (Audrey Meadows)

54 And do you know why you're jealous? Because you know that at this time tomorrow night, my picture will be on the front page of every newspaper in the country. -Well, so will mine! For killing you!

— Ralph Kramden (Jackie Gleason)

55 And don't forget, this means a lot to you. I get that promotion, you can get new clothes, we can buy new furniture.

— Ralph Kramden (Jackie Gleason)

56 Are you finished with the 'if you only had have done what I told you so's'? Are you finished with those?

— Ralph Kramden (Jackie Gleason)

57 Boy, oh, boy! All I know is, if they ever institute a 'nut of the month' club, I've got a very good idea who's gonna be January and February.

— Alice Kramden (Audrey Meadows)

58 Doctor, just exactly where do you practice medicine? -Oh, I don't have to practice it, I know it.

— Ed Norton (Art Carney)

59 He's a very good doctor, that Dr...? What's his name? Well, I don't know his name, but did you hear what he did for Callahan, the plumber? -No, what'd he do? -He kept Callahan alive until his wife caught up on the insurance payments.

— Ralph Kramden (Jackie Gleason)

60 I am going to bed. -Big deal! Stay in there.

— Ralph Kramden (Jackie Gleason), Alice Kramden (Audrey Meadows)

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