The Honeymooners (1955) Quotes with Sound Clips

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The funniest lines and quotes from The Honeymooners (1955) TV Series, with sound clips.

Actors: Jackie Gleason (Ralph Kramden), Audrey Meadows (Alice Kramden), Art Carney (Ed Norton)

61 I don't think the flattery is going too good. Why don't you try a left hook?

62 I hope we get that same tent we had last year. -That ought to be easy. Tell 'em we want the one with the snake in it.

— Ralph Kramden (Jackie Gleason), Alice Kramden (Audrey Meadows)

63 I just didn't know about these deductions. You know, for instance, there was the horse with the clock in its stomach. There was the skinny chicken. And there was the three-legged race at the Racoon picnic.

— Ralph Kramden (Jackie Gleason)

64 I know how much your gas bill is. 93 cents. -That's right. -See? Oh, by the way, congratulations on that 93-cent gas bill. Mrs. Schwartz told me that you broke the all-time low gas bill record, set by the Keyer brothers in 1931.

— Ed Norton (Art Carney)

65 It won't work. -What won't work, my little lamb? -The flattery routine, my little pumpkin.

— Ralph Kramden (Jackie Gleason), Alice Kramden (Audrey Meadows)

66 It's a simple scientific principle. I hope that you realize that water always seeks its level. -Yes, we've heard rumors to that effect down in the sewer.

— Ralph Kramden (Jackie Gleason), Ed Norton (Art Carney)

67 It's no use. He must be approaching the pearly gates right now. At this time, they're probably tearing down part of the fence to let him in.

— Ed Norton (Art Carney)

68 No. I got a promotion today. Now I'm a jelly doughnut taster.

— Alice Kramden (Audrey Meadows)

69 Now let me tell you something. There's an old, old saying: 'Man works from sun to sun, but woman's work is never done.'

— Alice Kramden (Audrey Meadows)

70 Oh, I called to tell you that I quit. That's right. Oh, and furthermore, you... are a bum!

— Ralph Kramden (Jackie Gleason)

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