26 Movie Quotes about Unemployment with AudioUpdated: Sep 2, 2026Browse clips, ranked by user ratings. Listen online or download free MP3 and WAV clips. 1 Son, of course there's a Santy! Otherwise we'd have a lot of out-of-work elves running around. -You think? -Think? Heck, I'm sure. Bill Farmer as Goofy Goof; Goofy in Mickey's Once Upon a Christmas 2 Why don't you get a job? If you're so hungry, why don't you get a job? Quote from American Psycho 3 And how does one celebrate Christmas on the unemployment line? Michael Caine as Ebenezer Scrooge in The Muppet Christmas Carol 4 Well, the birds, then. -What birds? -Any birds. -Why? -Well, have they got jobs? -Who? -The birds. Graham Chapman in Monty Python's Life of Brian 5 So can we eat? -Sure. You hungry for failure? Maybe a side of unemployment? 'Cause that's what's for lunch. Patrick Warburton as Wolf W. Wolf; Cory Edwards as Twitchy in Hoodwinked! 6 I want you to give me a job, please! Quote from Spirited Away 7 Here you can only gain respect by killing other men. So nobody works anymore. Quote from A Fistful of Dollars 8 We got no food. We got no jobs. Our pets' heads are falling off! Jim Carrey as Lloyd Christmas in Dumb and Dumber 9 Hi. I don't know what it is about me and employment, we start out together, but sooner or later we reach the fork in the road. Usually sooner. Frank Sinatra as Rocky Fortune in Rocky Fortune 10 If you don't get a job, Yubaba will turn you into an animal. Quote from Spirited Away Page 1 of 3 1 2 3 ► >>