I'm guessing right about now you couldn't find a Dixie coonskin with an Ohio hooker holding your prick and showing you the way.
12 seconds sound clip from the Tropic Thunder (2008) movie soundboard.
You can hear this line at 00:26:58 in the Blu-ray version of the movie.
Quote context
[...]
- Come on over. It's okay. Sit down.
- Yes.
- So, you don't like the hotel.
- You're a riddle with no cheese to maze through.
- No, I don't. I'm a cock of the mouse or something. I don't know.
- I put my story in your limp, Brit hands, and you are not going to fail me.
[...]