89 Movie Quotes about Weight (+ Sound Clips) - page 5

Updated: Mar 29, 2026

Memorable quotes about weight, selected from famous or less known movies by Movie-Sounds.org's visitors, accompanied by short mp3 and wav audio samples.

41 I deliver food for six years. Plus, I'm stripper. But I've put on weight, so it's problem.

Rob Schneider as Nazo in Big Daddy

42 You don't need anything to keep your weight down. You need something to hold it up.

Audrey Meadows as Alice Kramden in The Honeymooners (1955)

43 But in fact, I lost four pounds, and God knows how many free radicals.

Klaus Maria Brandauer as Maximillian Largo in Never Say Never Again

44 Hey, hey. Lastik, man, what happened to you? -Man, I just gave your mama a piggyback ride, and she weighs twice as much as I do.

Donald Faison as Petey Jones; Ethan Suplee as Louie Lastik in Remember the Titans

45 I weigh as much as a couple of lambs, three dozen chickens, one healthy farmer.

Richard Derr as David Randall in When Worlds Collide (1951)

46 For $1, I'll guess your weight, your height, or your sex.

Steve Martin as Navin R. Johnson in The Jerk

47 Miss America, 1913. Weighs 2 pounds less than a grand piano.

Humphrey Bogart as Andrew Morton in Knock on Any Door (1949)

48 We want some wallet-size pictures too. -This kid won't fit in a wallet-size.

Rodney Dangerfield as Monty Capuletti in Easy Money (1983)

49 Isn't he heavy? -I pity the poor swabs foot he steps on.

Olive LaMoy as Olive Oyl; Floyd Buckley as Popeye The Sailor in Popeye the Sailor

50 I don't weigh no damn 300 pounds. I weigh 165. How you doing?

Eddie Murphy as Rasputia in Norbit