85 Movie Quotes about Weight (Sound Clips) - page 5

Last updated on: June 2, 2025

Memorable quotes about weight, selected from famous or less known movies and other sources by Movie-Sounds.org's visitors, accompanied by short mp3 and wav audio samples.

41 He's...he's pretty heavy for such a skinny bird. -He probably has all his gold sewed up inside of him.

Quote from The Comedy of Terrors

42 I already told your friends. In there, the more you carry, the quicker you get tired, the sooner you die.

Quote from Cannibal Holocaust

43 Ah, that's all right. But you gotta respect a place where the fatter you are, the cooler you are.

Adam Sandler as Sonny Koufax in Big Daddy

44 I deliver food for six years. Plus, I'm stripper. But I've put on weight, so it's problem.

Rob Schneider as Nazo in Big Daddy

45 You don't need anything to keep your weight down. You need something to hold it up.

Audrey Meadows as Alice Kramden in The Honeymooners (1955)

46 But in fact, I lost four pounds, and God knows how many free radicals.

Maximillian Largo in Never Say Never Again

47 Hey, hey. Lastik, man, what happened to you? -Man, I just gave your mama a piggyback ride, and she weighs twice as much as I do.

Quote from Remember the Titans

48 I weigh as much as a couple of lambs, three dozen chickens, one healthy farmer.

Quote from When Worlds Collide (1951)

49 For $1, I'll guess your weight, your height, or your sex.

Steve Martin as Navin R. Johnson in The Jerk

50 Miss America, 1913. Weighs 2 pounds less than a grand piano.

Quote from Knock on Any Door (1949)