95 Movie Quotes about Weight with Audio – Page 5

Updated: Oct 31, 2026

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41 Miss America, 1913. Weighs 2 pounds less than a grand piano.

Quote from Knock on Any Door (1949)

42 We want some wallet-size pictures too. -This kid won't fit in a wallet-size.

Rodney Dangerfield as Monty Capuletti in Easy Money (1983)

43 I wish I had the courage to just get it over with and get really fat.

Kathy Bates as Evelyn Couch in Fried Green Tomatoes (1991)

44 I'll ban all fashion models who weigh less than 130 pounds.

Kathy Bates as Evelyn Couch in Fried Green Tomatoes (1991)

45 My, my. You're a big fellow, aren't you? Shop at the Big and Tall store, eh?

46 So, logically... If she weighs the same as a duck... She's made of wood.

Terry Jones as Sir Bedevere in Monty Python and the Holy Grail

47 It looks like you gained some weight since you came in.

Quote from Animal House (1978)

48 You weigh, like, a thousand pounds!

Rihanna as Gratuity "Tip" Tucci; Gratuity Tip Tucci in Home (2015)

49 Don't worry about the weight. He'll make it with a quart of milk in each hand.

Adolphe Menjou as Gabby Sloan in The Milky Way (1936)

50 We've missed you, Rico. The town has been nice and quiet. I'm putting on weight.

Thomas E. Jackson as Sergeant Flaherty in Little Caesar (1931)