11 Movie Quotes about Zippers (+ Sound Clips)

Memorable quotes about zippers, selected from famous or less known movies by Movie-Sounds.org's visitors, accompanied by short mp3 and wav audio samples.

1 So why don't we put a button on it like this? And a zipper, like that, and a lock. I can't talk at all. I throw the key away.

John Candy as Buck Russell in Uncle Buck (1989)

2 Cute toy. -Yeah, if you have to take a leak, it'll even help you find your zipper.

Bruce Willis as John McClane in Die Hard (1988)

3 Ooh, good idea, buddy boy, but it won't do much with a stuck zipper.

Paul Winchell as Tigger in The New Adventures of Winnie the Pooh

4 You little zipper neck.

Madeline Kahn as Elizabeth in Young Frankenstein (1974)

5 Put a zipper on your mouth and shut up.

Telly Savalas as Lt. Theo Kojak in Kojak

6 Lynn? - What? -The zipper on your skirt's stuck.

Tom Berenger as Taylor in Major League (1989)

7 And win just one for the Zipper.

Robert Hays as Ted Striker in Airplane (1980)

8 I could stay young and chipper and I'd lock it with a zipper if I only had a heart.

Judy Garland as Dorothy Gale in The Wizard of Oz (1939)

9 Happy birthday, zipperhead.

Lee Ermey as Gunnery Sergeant Hartman in Full Metal Jacket

10 My thing got stuck in the zipper, I got piss all over my pants.

Chris Farley as Tommy Callahan in Tommy Boy (1995)