12 Movie Quotes about Zippers (+ Sound Clips)

Updated: May 23, 2026

Memorable quotes about zippers, selected from famous or less known movies by Movie-Sounds.org's visitors, accompanied by short mp3 and wav audio samples.

1 So why don't we put a button on it like this? And a zipper, like that, and a lock. I can't talk at all. I throw the key away.

John Candy as Buck Russell in Uncle Buck (1989)

2 Cute toy. -Yeah, if you have to take a leak, it'll even help you find your zipper.

Quote from Die Hard (1988)

3 Ooh, good idea, buddy boy, but it won't do much with a stuck zipper.

Paul Winchell as Tigger in The New Adventures of Winnie the Pooh

4 You little zipper neck.

Madeline Kahn as Elizabeth in Young Frankenstein (1974)

5 Put a zipper on your mouth and shut up.

Telly Savalas as Lt. "Theo" Kojak; Lt. Theo Kojak in Kojak

6 You don't scare me. I've seen better teeth on a rusty zipper.

Christine Cavanaugh as Gosalyn Mallard in Darkwing Duck (1991)

7 Lynn? - What? -The zipper on your skirt's stuck.

Quote from Major League (1989)

8 And win just one for the Zipper.

Quote from Airplane (1980)

9 I could stay young and chipper and I'd lock it with a zipper if I only had a heart.

Quote from The Wizard of Oz (1939)

10 Happy birthday, zipperhead.

Quote from Full Metal Jacket