137 Movie Quotes about Advice with Audio – Page 5

Updated: Oct 21, 2026

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41 Don't listen to her. Nothing she gives away is worth anything... Especially advice.

Quote from Battle Circus (1953)

42 Well, if you're gonna stay around here, I've got two pieces of advice for you: get rid of that hat, learn how to use a gun.

John Wayne as Cole Thornton in El Dorado (1966)

43 I'm here as an adviser to the British Army! -Splendid, what are you going to advise them? -Not to take me.

Spike Milligan as Eccles; Harry Secombe as Neddie Seagoon; Spike Milligan; Harry Secombe in The Goon Show

44 Well, you're goin' about it all wrong, girlie. You don't bat 'em on the bean with a rolling pin! That comes later.

Mel Blanc as Foghorn Leghorn in Foghorn Leghorn Shorts

45 What are you, a psychiatrist? -No. -Then why don't you keep your opinions to yourself?

Jennifer Grey as Jeanie Bueller in Ferris Bueller's Day Off

46 Why don't you quit asking me dumb questions? -Yeah, but I'm g-g-giving you good advice. -Who asked ya?

John Derek as Nick Romano in Knock on Any Door (1949)

47 Now listen, Mike. Listen carefully. I'm going to pronounce a few words. They're harmless words, just a bunch of letters scrambled together. But their meaning is very important. Try to understand what they mean.

Quote from Kiss Me Deadly (1955)

48 I'll give you a bit of advice. Too many people like you have contempt for anything that has to do with the law. You'd like to take it into your own hands. But when you do that, you might as well be living in a jungle.

Quote from Kiss Me Deadly (1955)

49 Never jump into a pile of leaves with a wet sucker.

Christopher Shea as Linus Van Pelt in It's the Great Pumpkin, Charlie Brown (1966)

50 Water before love, my girl.

John Derek in The Ten Commandments (1956)