24 Movie Quotes about Airlines (+ Sound Clips)

Memorable quotes about airlines, selected from famous or less known movies by Movie-Sounds.org's visitors, accompanied by short mp3 and wav audio samples.

1 The one thing I know about in this world is airlines. And Cuchon Airlines is the future of airlines. Get in now or...

Leonardo DiCaprio as Jordan Belfort in The Wolf of Wall Street

2 What about another airline?

Macaulay Culkin as Kevin McCallister in Home Alone (1990)

3 Airline travel's very dangerous.

Dustin Hoffman as Raymond Babbitt in Rain Man (1988)

4 Flying's very dangerous. 1987, there were 30 airline accidents, 211 were fatalities, 231 were definitely passengers.

Dustin Hoffman as Raymond Babbitt in Rain Man (1988)

5 We seat you, we feed you, but most of all we need you, otherwise our flying days are done.

Lorenzo Music as Garfield in Garfield in Paradise

6 No, I'm mostly interested in my motels now. And my airline.

Chevy Chase as Clark W. Griswold in Vacation (1983)

7 Ladies and gentlemen, that concludes your flight. Thank you for flying Miracle Airlines, the only airline where Lady Luck is your co-pilot.

Dwight Schultz as Howling Mad Murdock in The A-Team

8 You know the rules, Garfield. They don't allow pets in the seats. I had to dress you up as my son, or you couldn't have come on our vacation.

Thom Huge as Jon Arbuckle in Garfield in Paradise

9 Welcome to Inversion Layer Airlines, sir. In what section are you traveling? -Third class. -What section, sir? -Third class. -I can't hear you. -Third class. -Oh. Your seat is in the rear of the plane with the rest of the slime. -Thank you.

Thom Huge as Jon Arbuckle in Garfield in Paradise

10 Well, you've come to the right place, buddy boy. Welcome to... Albatross Air. A fair fare from here to there. You get it? A fair fare? It's a play on... Never mind.

John Candy as Wilbur The Albatross in The Rescuers Down Under (1990)