25 Movie Quotes about Airlines with AudioUpdated: Jun 12, 2026Browse clips, ranked by user ratings. Listen online or download free MP3 and WAV clips. 1 The one thing I know about in this world is airlines. And Cuchon Airlines is the future of airlines. Get in now or... Quote from The Wolf of Wall Street 2 We seat you, we feed you, but most of all we need you, otherwise our flying days are done. Quote from Garfield in Paradise 3 What about another airline? Quote from Home Alone (1990) 4 Flying's very dangerous. 1987, there were 30 airline accidents, 211 were fatalities, 231 were definitely passengers. Dustin Hoffman as Raymond Babbitt in Rain Man (1988) 5 Airline travel's very dangerous. Dustin Hoffman as Raymond Babbitt in Rain Man (1988) 6 Welcome to Inversion Layer Airlines, sir. In what section are you traveling? -Third class. -What section, sir? -Third class. -I can't hear you. -Third class. -Oh. Your seat is in the rear of the plane with the rest of the slime. -Thank you. Thom Huge as Jon Arbuckle in Garfield in Paradise 7 No, I'm mostly interested in my motels now. And my airline. Chevy Chase as Clark W. Griswold in Vacation (1983) 8 Ladies and gentlemen, that concludes your flight. Thank you for flying Miracle Airlines, the only airline where Lady Luck is your co-pilot. Dwight Schultz as Howling Mad Murdock in The A-Team 9 You know the rules, Garfield. They don't allow pets in the seats. I had to dress you up as my son, or you couldn't have come on our vacation. Thom Huge as Jon Arbuckle in Garfield in Paradise 10 Storm or no storm, Albatross Airlines, at your service! John Candy as Wilbur the Albatross in The Rescuers Down Under (1990) Page 1 of 3 1 2 3 ► >>