44 Movie Quotes about Blondes with AudioUpdated: Aug 11, 2026Browse clips, ranked by user ratings. Listen online or download free MP3 and WAV clips. 1 Well, you know what they say, Blondes have more fun. -Yeah, because there's always some sucker to pay for it. Ron Rich as Boom Boom Jackson in The Fortune Cookie (1966) 2 And I really can't stress blonde enough. Blonde. Christian Bale as Patrick Bateman in American Psycho 3 Now, if I have ham and cheese on rye like that, I dream about a tall cool blonde. Sort of a first sacker type, you know. Bing Crosby as Bob Wallace in White Christmas (1954) 4 She is rich, she is beautiful, she is blonde. How many rich, beautiful blondes could be in Beverly Hills? -Natural blondes? Chris Farley as Haru "The Great White Ninja"; Haru The Great White Ninja in Beverly Hills Ninja 5 Good. Tell me about him... Cruises supermarkets looking for blondes? Good. I'll supply the blonde. Steve Martin as Rigby Reardon in Dead Men Don't Wear Plaid 6 Sorry. You're not blonde enough. Steve Martin as Rigby Reardon in Dead Men Don't Wear Plaid 7 What blonde in the kitchen? -Wouldn't you like to know? Maybe it's Marilyn Monroe! Tom Ewell as Richard Sherman in The Seven Year Itch (1952) 8 You'd love her, Ma. She looks just like you. Except she's white and blond. Steve Martin as Navin R. Johnson in The Jerk 9 The men of my country go wild about women with yellow hair. -I'm glad you told me. Because I want to keep straight on my geography. Gilbert Roland as Sergei Stanieff; Mae West as Lady Lou in She Done Him Wrong (1933) 10 I like blonds. Chubby ones. Bill Pullman as Jack Callaghan in While You Were Sleeping (1995) Page 1 of 5 1 2 3 ► >>