14 Movie Quotes about Calories (+ Sound Clips)

Memorable quotes about calories, selected from famous or less known movies by Movie-Sounds.org's visitors, accompanied by short mp3 and wav audio samples.

1 You see? If we talk sweetly, they will come in droves. If we hiss, they will run, and we will have to chase after them, an unnecessary expenditure of calories.

John Cleese as Cat R. Waul in An American Tail: Fievel Goes West

2 Do you know how many calories are in one of those shrimps? A lot. -It's true.

Jack Black as Lenny; Jack Black as Shrimp in Shark Tale

3 Watch them fish eggs, Molly. They're full of calories. You'll blow up like a balloon.

Adam West as Batman in Batman (1966)

4 Hmm. Uh, this pizza pie won't pass. Too many calories. The rest is okay.

Daws Butler as Yogi Bear in Hey There, It's Yogi Bear (1964)

5 I don't think I should. There are 85 calories in a glass of champagne.

Joan Blondell as Peg Costello in Desk Set (1957)

6 Well, daddy, all the calories in the chicken are found in the skin and in the fat, so I peel it off.

Eddie Murphy as Sherman Klump, Buddy Love, Cletus Klump, Mama Anna Klump, Grandma Klump, Ernie Klump Sr., Lance Perkins in The Nutty Professor (1996)

7 You will be proud to know that your entire meal, with a cocktail, was only 260 calories. -I am proud.

Marilyn Monroe as The Girl in The Seven Year Itch (1952)

8 Any net imbalance between the amount you eat, and the amount you excrete whilst on the planet is surgically removed from your body weight when you leave.

Peter Jones as The Hitchhiker’S Guide To The Galaxy Book in The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy

9 I doubt I worked off the calories in a stick of Carefree gum.

Alicia Silverstone as Cher Horowitz in Clueless (1995)

10 Man, what you talking about? That's where all the fats and calories is? You know where that come from? Watching that damn TV.

Eddie Murphy as Cletus Klump in The Nutty Professor (1996)

14 Movie Quotes about Calories (+ Sound Clips)

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