This morning, I bought my freedom.

4 seconds sound clip from the A Funny Thing Happened on the Way to the Forum movie soundboard.

You can hear this line at 00:12:39 in the Blu-ray version of the movie.

Quote context

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- I am what?

- Free.

- Free!

- If I've told you once, I've told you a hundred times: Do not fan the girls when they're wet. But you'll never learn. You'll be a eunuch all your life.

- I know that sound, and I love it.

- Yuck, you! How did you come into money?

- An unexpected legacy. My uncle simo, the noted carthaginian elephant breeder, came to an untimely end.

- He was crushed to death on the last day of the mating season.

- This morning, I bought my freedom.

- Congratulations, citizen.

- With this much left over for one gross indulgence.

- I am in the market for a lifetime companion.

- I say with all due modesty, I have an assortment of beauty here second to none, and... Who?

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