- Sir, you're in need of a soothsayer.
- How did you know?
- I'd be a fine soothsayer if I didn't.
8 seconds sound clip from the A Funny Thing Happened on the Way to the Forum movie soundboard.
You can hear this line at 00:37:10 in the Blu-ray version of the movie.
Quote context
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- It was an eerie sound. Like the house was haunted.
- Sir, what I'm about to tell you is eerie. Your house is haunted. Haunted as the day is long.
- Perhaps you should stay with relatives, distant relatives.
- Yes. No. Fetch me a soothsayer. He must search my house at once.
- Sir, you're in need of a soothsayer.
- I'd be a fine soothsayer if I didn't.
- Well, there's a spirit in my house.
- Silence! I'm about to say the sooth.
- You... I-I-I see it. I see everything. You-you have been... you have been abroad...
- For... Twenty years. You have been searching for... A child. No, no, no, two childs.
[...]