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Movie-Sounds.org › Classic Movie Quotes › A Funny Thing Happened on the Way to the Forum

- I'll just hand her over.
- Yes, but if she's not alive, fob him off with another girl.

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7 seconds sound clip from the A Funny Thing Happened on the Way to the Forum movie soundboard.

You can hear this line at 00:44:14 in the Blu-ray version of the movie.

Quote context

[...]

- And I don't suppose, Pseudolus, I could impose upon you...

- Take your place? Pretend that I'm you for an hour? It would be a privilege.

- Oh, now you're making me cry.

- Oh, one more thing.

- The Roman captain who comes to claim the plaguey virgin, should he arrive while I'm gone... and mind you, I do not, for one moment...

- I'll just hand her over.

- Yes, but if she's not alive, fob him off with another girl.

- I'm told he's a most kind, gentle and considerate man.

- Have no fear.

- I won't, and may I say you will never live to regret this.

- Gone to see a nose grinder indeed. He's cavorting with those courtesans.

- But, mother, what can I do?

[...]

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A Funny Thing Happened on the Way to the Forum Sound Clip

A Funny Thing Happened on the Way to the Forum (1966) poster

Funny quotes from the movie A Funny Thing Happened on the Way to the Forum (1966), with short sound clips.

Actors: Zero Mostel (Pseudolus), Michael Crawford (Hero), Phil Silvers (Marcus Lycus), Leon Greene (Miles Gloriosus), Buster Keaton (Erronius), Michael Hordern (Senex)

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