Captain Gloriosus, I am shattered that I was not here to greet you personally.
7 seconds sound clip from the A Funny Thing Happened on the Way to the Forum movie soundboard.
You can hear this line at 00:58:47 in the Blu-ray version of the movie.
Quote context
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- He requested a few moments rest in your charming residence.
- As the daughter of a Roman general, I hoped you would not object.
- Object? You have acted well.
- I must greet this captain at once.
- Captain Gloriosus, I am shattered that I was not here to greet you personally.
- My father, you know, captain, was general Magnus.
- On the last anniversary of his death, I entertained over 200 officers.
- Not entirely. Hysterium here was a great help.
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