Dead Men Don't Wear Plaid

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Quotes from the movie Dead Men Don't Wear Plaid, featuring sound bites of the best lines.

Actors: Steve Martin (Rigby Reardon), Rachel Ward (Juliet Forrest), Carl Reiner (Field Marshal Wilfried von Kluck)

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31 Sorry. My price for leaving stinking towns is 11500, and a kiss on the lips from Carmen Miranda.
32 Sorry. You're not blonde enough.
33 The finest officers in the Fuhrer's army. -Former army. -For the moment. But we shall rise again. -We'll see about that.
34 There was no way he could follow me unless I had toilet paper stuck on my shoe... Damn!
35 They say she is one of them. -Who is 'them'? -Nobody knows. Only they know who is 'them'.
36 What are you doing? Adjusting your breasts. You fainted and they shifted all outta whack. There.
37 Where rich women go to meet rich men so they can have rich kids.
38 You need a cup of my java.
39 'Framed Because He Knew Too Much, But He Refuses to Divulge What He Knew to Anyone but His Mother.'
40 And our friends systematically began to eliminate everyone on that cruise ship!
 
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