Dead Men Don't Wear Plaid

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Quotes from the movie Dead Men Don't Wear Plaid, featuring sound bites of the best lines.

Actors: Steve Martin (Rigby Reardon), Rachel Ward (Juliet Forrest), Carl Reiner (Field Marshal Wilfried von Kluck)

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41 But what does 'FOC' mean? -It's a slang word. When a man and a woman are in love, the man puts his... -No, no. Written here. F-O-C.
42 Carlotta was the kind of town where they spell trouble t-r-u-b-i-l, and if you try to correct them, they kill you.
43 Do I look like a dame? -Not as much as I do. -I haven't turned on the charm yet.
44 Exterminator. -Just a minute... Come in.
45 Faint? Ha! Never... Catch me. -Sorry. I'm a butler not a catcher.
46 Good. Tell me about him... Cruises supermarkets looking for blondes? Good. I'll supply the blonde.
47 I bounced along in that trunk a long time. Five hours later, I had given up hope of ever going to a regular bathroom again.
48 I hadn't seen a body put together like that since I'd solved the case of the murdered girl with the big tits.
49 I was too embarrassed to ask Doris for a favour after I'd tried to strangle her, so I went to the next name in my little black book.
50 If you need me, just call... You know how to dial, don't you? You just put your finger in the hole, and make tiny little circles.
 
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