Dead Men Don't Wear Plaid

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Quotes from the movie Dead Men Don't Wear Plaid, featuring sound bites of the best lines.

Actors: Steve Martin (Rigby Reardon), Rachel Ward (Juliet Forrest), Carl Reiner (Field Marshal Wilfried von Kluck)

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71 How disturbed? -She's been diagnosed as a paranoid hypochondriac. Doctors think she may be faking.
72 I had a hangover, and business was so slow I was rereading old newspapers.
73 I'm sorry. I just don't like being called a meal ticket.
74 That perfume on your hair. What's the name of it? -'Fondle Me'... Silly! That's the name of the perfume.
75 Finally, I arrived at a very important conclusion. Shit on her!
76 Is that all you think of me? Someone who pays you $10 a day?
77 How did they use Daddy? -Simple.
78 How do you know all this?
79 I'm crazy about you too, Walter.
80 Rigby, I wish you'd let me go instead.
 
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