Dead Men Don't Wear Plaid

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Quotes from the movie Dead Men Don't Wear Plaid, featuring sound bites of the best lines.

Actors: Steve Martin (Rigby Reardon), Rachel Ward (Juliet Forrest), Carl Reiner (Field Marshal Wilfried von Kluck)

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61 I'd work for nothing just to be around her, to watch her hair bounce as she walked, smell her creamy skin, cradle her head on my shoulder.
62 I'm interested. Who am I? -You could be a guy who collects $10000 just to leave this stinking' town.
63 It wasn't really toilet paper, it was a seat cover, but it was enough for a smart guy to make the connection.
64 Let me get on my pajamas, I'll be ready to go.
65 Reinemachefrau. -It means she could be my cleaning woman.
66 She was in the middle of a fancy dinner party. But I couldn't waste time being polite. I caught her attention.
67 There's one thing I liked about Monica: The words 'I can't' weren't in her vocabulary. -Monica, I want you to do something for me. -I can't. -I guess she had added them since the last time I'd seen her.
68 Would I be your Reinemachefrau? -Ja, you could, uh you could be that.
69 Actually, it is too bad you and I are on opposite sides, because I admire your tenacity. Under different circumstances I might have even allowed you to live, perhaps as my valet, or butler.
70 Cleaning woman. Cleaning woman. Cleaning woman! Cleaning woman! Cleaning woman! Cleaning woman! Cleaning woman!
 
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