Almost Heroes (1998)

Almost Heroes (1998) poster

Funny quotes from the movie Almost Heroes (1998), featuring short sound clips of the best lines.

Actors: Chris Farley (Bartholomew Hunt), Matthew Perry (Leslie Edwards), Eugene Levy (Guy Fontenot), David Packer (Bidwell), Kevin Dunn (Hidalgo), Hamilton Camp (Pratt)

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11 Thank you, sir. I strive for excellence in all my various trades.
12 Yes, this mission will be a treacherous one, make no mistake. We will face danger from savages and from bears.
13 Besides, we come from different worlds. You are primitive, and you follow your baser instincts.
14 Don't you know any other goddamn tune? Huh? -No, sir.
15 Enough! Do you want my head to explode? In the name of all that is good and decent, no more for today!
16 Fire! My furniture. My draperies. My women!
17 Here's an idea... You take off running into the woods, and I try to count to 3 before I put another hole in your hairy french ass!
18 Hold your fire! Hold your fire! It's only a squirrel. -He's got something in his hand! Something in his hand!
19 I've been to new Orleans. It's wonderful. I've been there as well. The food alone is worth the trip.
20 My hands will grow rough, my teeth may yellow, I might even experience a soreness in the joints.
 
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