Almost Heroes (1998)

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Funny quotes from the movie Almost Heroes (1998), featuring short sound clips of the best lines.

Actors: Chris Farley (Bartholomew Hunt), Matthew Perry (Leslie Edwards), Eugene Levy (Guy Fontenot), David Packer (Bidwell), Kevin Dunn (Hidalgo), Hamilton Camp (Pratt)

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61 I'll say it before and I said it again: any man who look on her will die.
62 Next man who leaves for New Orleans will do so with a lead ball in his back!
63 Nice? My hair is magnificent. It's long and soft, and shines with a light that comes from within. Can't you see it? -Yes. It's beautiful. -Beautiful, yes.
64 No. I am going to cut her hair off because it's not as beautiful as mine.
65 Now, that'd rip your face right off. Right off! There's nothing you can do with that! Just rip it off!
66 Oh. Well, I'm primarily a taxidermist. However, I have practiced dentistry on the animals I've preserved.
67 Polish the pewter? Why, Jonah does that for me. -Yeah, right.
68 Revenge is sweet, sir.
69 Tell me, among those trades, you wouldn't happen to practice... -Taxidermy? -No. I was going to say dentistry.
70 True enough, sir. I have had my share of bad luck.
 
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