Almost Heroes (1998) Quotes with Sound Clips

Almost Heroes (1998)

Funny quotes from the movie Almost Heroes (1998), featuring short sound clips of the best lines.

Actors: Chris Farley (Bartholomew Hunt), Matthew Perry (Leslie Edwards), Eugene Levy (Guy Fontenot), David Packer (Bidwell), Kevin Dunn (Hidalgo), Hamilton Camp (Pratt)

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Some of them flies were there before I got in.

The buffalo is near now. -Ah, you can tell that just by sniffing its droppings. -No. I can see the herd right over there.

They seemed so friendly. -That's the way of the savage. Pretend to be your friend, share a drink, listen to your problems. Next thing you know, they're scooping your brains out with a spoon.

Unfortunately, as you can see, the boats have been fully loaded, and we haven't even taken on my hats and tea service.

What weapons do you choose? Pistols, swords, or... bare fists? -Drink. -Drink?

When he returned, I encouraged him to taste the plum pudding, and as sure as I'm standing before you today, he did! He ate it all! Shit pudding! He ate shit pudding!

You mean a fork... -That would depend on the tribe.

Got a drippy dong, eh? -No. No more than normal. It drips when it should, and it doesn't when it shouldn't.

All right, men. Fun, fun.

And we are all in this together. We are no different from one another. Except, of course, for our rank in society And in this company.

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