Almost Heroes (1998)

Almost Heroes (1998) poster

Funny quotes from the movie Almost Heroes (1998), featuring short sound clips of the best lines.

Actors: Chris Farley (Bartholomew Hunt), Matthew Perry (Leslie Edwards), Eugene Levy (Guy Fontenot), David Packer (Bidwell), Kevin Dunn (Hidalgo), Hamilton Camp (Pratt)

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41 Sir? An old saying... 'White water in the morning.' -Yes? -That's it.
42 Thank you, sir, but I fear inebriation may cause me to forget my manners in such fine company.
43 The bear is worse! The bear is definitely worse!
44 These bears are wild, mind you, not trained carnival bears with... little hats.
45 Uh... I've had my head under a petticoat or two.
46 Well, hello, baldy. Hey, baldy, baldy, baldy, baldy, baldy!
47 When the history books are written, Lewis and Clark will be but a footnote to a footnote, and I, sir, will be the note!
48 Will that be it? -Let's see, uh... Beans... Rope...
49 You almost got us killed just so you could be famous. Well, I ain't taking no more. I'm quitting this expedition.
50 You are surrounded by an army of Indian braves who, on my command, will descend upon you with all the fury of the 4 horsemen of the apocalypse!
 
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