Almost Heroes (1998)

Almost Heroes (1998) poster

Funny quotes from the movie Almost Heroes (1998), featuring short sound clips of the best lines.

Actors: Chris Farley (Bartholomew Hunt), Matthew Perry (Leslie Edwards), Eugene Levy (Guy Fontenot), David Packer (Bidwell), Kevin Dunn (Hidalgo), Hamilton Camp (Pratt)

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71 Wait. How'd you get down here? -We found an Indian trail. -It was very nice. -Yes. They even carved little steps.
72 Well, that's quite an army, huh? I mean, why should we fight? Maybe if we wait a couple hours, they'll die of old age.
73 What? No. No, no, no! Get out of the way, you big french oaf!
74 When I am dead and have passed on to the next world, I want you to lower me from these gallows and... kiss my hairy buttocks!
75 When I said the worst was over, perhaps I spoke too soon, but now surely...
76 When I saw the naked Indian woman, I had certain impure thoughts. Something in me has changed out here in the wilds.
77 Whose idea was the corn?
78 Yes...Yes, clever twist on the end there.
79 You look like a man who appreciates good whiskey.
80 You realize, of course, this woman of yours is made of straw. -Oh, yes, sir. I figure that's why she burned so easy.
 
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