Well, if it isn't at the house, I'm sure it must be on its way.
4 seconds sound clip from the Christmas Vacation (1989) movie soundboard.
You can hear this line at 00:52:16 in the Blu-ray version of the movie.
Quote context
[...]
- Bill, did you get your bonus yet?
- Company messenger brought something to the house. I guess that's it.
- Nothing like waiting till the last minute, huh?
- Well, if it isn't at the house, I'm sure it must be on its way.
- If I don't get that bonus, I'm in it up to here.
- Merry Christmas. Same to you.
- Santy Claus! Uncle Clark, are you Santy Claus?
[...]
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Actors: Chevy Chase (Clark), Beverly D'Angelo (Ellen), Randy Quaid (Eddie)
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