There was no way he could follow me unless I had toilet paper stuck on my shoe... Damn!

Rigby Reardon (Steve Martin)

12 seconds sound clip from the Dead Men Don't Wear Plaid movie soundboard.

You can hear this line at 00:28:32 in the Blu-ray version of the movie.

Quote context

[...]

- It seemed I wasn't the only one who was interested in the contents of that locker.

- Inside were two long lists of Carlotta's friends and enemies.

- The first name that jumped out was FX Huberman, number 46 Bay Court Drive, Grunion Point.

- I decided to take a little train ride and visit Mr Huberman.

- I knew 'Handsome' would follow me, so to throw him off the trail, I cleverly ducked into the men's room and lost him.

- There was no way he could follow me unless I had toilet paper stuck on my shoe... Damn!

- It wasn't really toilet paper, it was a seat cover, but it was enough for a smart guy to make the connection.

- As soon as we went into a tunnel, Handsome popped in and started looking for a match... in my pockets.

- Oh! I beg your pardon. Was that your leg?

- No, it was my face.

- I had no idea we were going into a tunnel.

- I'm sure.

[...]