You don't deserve a puppy.

Rigby Reardon (Steve Martin)

4 seconds sound clip from the Dead Men Don't Wear Plaid movie soundboard.

You can hear this line at 00:47:34 in the Blu-ray version of the movie.

Quote context

[...]

- It's true that by helping me, your daughter's life is in danger, but she may save hundreds of lives. You wouldn't stand in the way of that.

- Why certainly I would! I'd frame you or kill you if it would protect my daughter.

- And I brought you a puppy, something you never had as a boy.

- Now get out!

- Come on, Ramon.

- You don't deserve a puppy.

- Wait! Pick that up.

- But it's all soft and steamy.

- Pick that up!

- You're a sick man, Altfeld.

- You can make me pick up dog dirt, but you can't stop me seeing Jimmi Sue.

- You want a puppy?

- I'd love a dog. Thank you.

[...]