Dead Men Don't Wear Plaid Quotes with Sound Clips

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Quotes from the movie Dead Men Don't Wear Plaid, featuring sound bites of the best lines.

Actors: Steve Martin (Rigby Reardon), Rachel Ward (Juliet Forrest), Carl Reiner (Field Marshal Wilfried von Kluck)

11 By the way, your father threatened to have me beat up if I continue to see ya. Thought I'd drop over there tomorrow with a little peace offering. What could I take that'd soften him up a little? -He never had a dog when he was a boy.

— Rigby Reardon (Steve Martin), (Lana Turner)

12 How about you, handsome? Haven't I seen you somewhere before? -Maybe. I've been somewhere before.

— Rigby Reardon (Steve Martin), (Ingrid Bergman)

13 I always carry my harmonica. It's lighter than an accordion, and more powerful than a sleeping pill.

— Rigby Reardon (Steve Martin)

14 Don't go near my daughter again. Don't try to see her. Don't write her and don't phone her. -Can I use her underwear to make soup?

— Rigby Reardon (Steve Martin)

15 Has anyone ever told you that your lips are like two succulent Brussels sprouts waiting to be buttered and bitten? -Plenty of men have. -Really?

— Rigby Reardon (Steve Martin)

16 Hold it, pal. I'm from the health department. We have a report that your soup has too much jewellery in it.

— Rigby Reardon (Steve Martin)

17 Immer essen... That means 'always eating'. -What language? -German. -It's also the name of a South American cruise ship.

— Rigby Reardon (Steve Martin)

18 It was a street of frustrated hopes and broken dreams. Everything was cheap, cut-rate. Even the prostitutes were having a sale.

— Rigby Reardon (Steve Martin)

19 My plan was to kiss her with every lip on my face and then slowly move her to the next room, manoeuvre her next to the bed, marry her, and start the whoopee machine.

— Rigby Reardon (Steve Martin)

20 Senor? -Nothing alcoholic. Oh, a beer, maybe. Hard liquor goes to my feet.

— (Charles Laughton)

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