Dead Men Don't Wear Plaid Quotes with Sound Clips

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Quotes from the movie Dead Men Don't Wear Plaid, featuring sound bites of the best lines.

Actors: Steve Martin (Rigby Reardon), Rachel Ward (Juliet Forrest), Carl Reiner (Field Marshal Wilfried von Kluck)

31 Sorry. My price for leaving stinking towns is 11500, and a kiss on the lips from Carmen Miranda.

32 Sorry. You're not blonde enough.

33 The finest officers in the Fuhrer's army. -Former army. -For the moment. But we shall rise again. -We'll see about that.

— Rigby Reardon (Steve Martin), Field Marshal Wilfried Von Kluck (Carl Reiner)

34 There was no way he could follow me unless I had toilet paper stuck on my shoe... Damn!

— Rigby Reardon (Steve Martin)

35 They say she is one of them. -Who is 'them'? -Nobody knows. Only they know who is 'them'.

36 What are you doing? Adjusting your breasts. You fainted and they shifted all outta whack. There.

— Rigby Reardon (Steve Martin)

37 Where rich women go to meet rich men so they can have rich kids.

— Rigby Reardon (Steve Martin)

38 You need a cup of my java.

— Rigby Reardon (Steve Martin)

39 'Framed Because He Knew Too Much, But He Refuses to Divulge What He Knew to Anyone but His Mother.'

— Rigby Reardon (Steve Martin)

40 And our friends systematically began to eliminate everyone on that cruise ship!

— Rigby Reardon (Steve Martin), Field Marshal Wilfried Von Kluck (Carl Reiner)

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